Really takes your breath away, doesn't she? No, no! No, you're going the wrong way! Ha-ha! Ooh! Whoo! Whoa! Huh! Hyah! Yeah! Your talons are digging into my shoulders. What? Why didn't you say so in the first place? Blue blazes! I've spotted Smurfs in the forest! Well, it's my telescope. Find Smurf Village, capture all the Smurfs, drain them of their magic and, finally, use that magic to become the most powerful wizard in the world! Oh, look at me with hair. How I've searched high and low, under every rock, it seems, with no sign of them anywhere. Imagine the power in 100 of them combined. The most potent magical ingredient in the world. They're for capturing those elusive Smurfs. Besides, these freeze balls aren't for catching mice. Presto! Twelve spherical petrification modules. And a piece of cheese I left in my underpants last week. A gram of calcified fungus from between the toes of a yak. Hey, you know what? Let's all go have some fun.
No, no, I just meant that this machine wasn't built for a Smurf of your, well, origins. Probably something to do with the fact that you're not a real. Somehow, instead of sending energy out, you absorbed it. Hey! If that vegetable hat can tell us that Hefty is strong, maybe it can tell me what an Ette is. You're just in time to witness scientific history. Yeah, you see, when you say things like "all clear," it makes me not want to. I call it Brainy's Super Smurfy Power Fuel. It's able to hone in on Hefty's dominant trait. We're running trials on my new invention. In fact, you're actually kind of bad at it. But also means it's gonna be cloudy, so chew on that. It's gonna rain! Which actually helps the plants grow. So, what is a Smurfette? No one wanted that answer more than Smurfette herself. Huh? Wait, she is? Do you think she heard me? This is one of those eternal questions that we'll never, ever know the answer to. Well, Smurfette is a combination of a Smurf and an Ette. Smurfette's name doesn't tell us anything about her. Luckily, I knew a little magic of my own. She was created by the evil wizard, Gargamel. But that's not the only thing that's different about Smurfette. Yeah, we're not too sure about him, either. And this is our village, where there's a Smurf for just about everything. This story begins in a secret place hidden deep in a forest.
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